Comments for The Cranky Clam in New York

Comment on bushwick cafes pt 1 by Billy Hunt

Billy Hunt — Wed, 28 May 2008 03:02:40 +0000

This is a fantastic drawing!

Comment on touristy bullshit by Carolyn

Carolyn — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:48:16 +0000

i totally went to the natural history museum and payed full price… what is this paying a quarter you speak of? It sounds good to me.

Comment on waterin’ holes by ak

ak — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:34:25 +0000

eh, mars bar.

to clarify, the graffiti isn’t on purpose although i suppose it might as well be. it’s just that once it starts it multiplies at an increasingly alarming rate (at any bar) and the bar has nearly zero set aside for “maintenance”. plus, it’s such a shit hole that how the fuck are you going to say “dont write on the walls” when it is a) already been done and b) theres 4 people passed out on the bar and the bathrooms are fucking filled with shit n’ piss? yeah.

oh! - and the asshole bartenders card most nights like crazy these days. underage drinking has gone to shit.

Comment on waterin’ holes by Liz

Liz — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:58:40 +0000

The only thing that is good about Mars Bar is that it is one of the last places you can drink in NYC if you are under 21. All the other bars I used to go to when I was under 21 have been shut down or remodeled into douchebag traps. Now that I am over 21 I have zero reasons to go to Mars Bar unless I’m feeling nostalgic for my wayward youth, or if I’m with someone who is underage for some reason, or if someone else is making me go.

Comment on touristy bullshit by Liz

Liz — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:49:53 +0000

When I was a young’un, Washington Square Park was where the ravers and skate kids hung out, Tompkins was where the punkers and homeless people hung out, and the center of their Venn Diagram of existence was St. Mark’s Place, where they would all wait until dark and get drunk under the stairwells. The bodega that used to sell to everyone is now a hair salon and Washington Square Park is fucking infested with douchebags. God dammit. I remember when falafel was ALWAYS $2.50! Motherfuckers. I blame Giuliani.

Comment on someone’s gotta say it… by benji

benji — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:51:59 +0000

fucking THANK YOU. jesus christ i am tired of the motherfucking Juno worship.

get the fucking abortion you twit!

Comment on About by bibomedia.com

bibomedia.com — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:51:41 +0000

Comment on touristy bullshit by kansieo

kansieo — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:32:54 +0000

hey, I know this is your space to be cranky, but I was just wondering if I can be cranky here too? I’m also an out-of-towner working in the middle of touristy bullshit hell…namely Times Square.

Comment on touristy bullshit by B.

B. — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:36:20 +0000

We all know the best iced tea is bourbon iced tea.

Comment on someone’s gotta say it… by kate

kate — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 22:50:07 +0000

WORRRRD. I actually found it hard to make direct eye contact with any of the characters, I spent the whole movie looking to the side of the screen because the dialogue was that awkward.